The F-35 eliminates situations where defense contractors are unable to afford trail-access lodges in Aspen AND Jackson Hole.

Extended Twin-engine OPerationS

Too bad Northrop Grumman won the contract.

I saw it as the “mommy” attack plane leading a little group of A-7 ducklings.

That single A-6 is confusing.

I never thought we could repeat the majesty of Sochi, but fuck if Rio ain’t trying.

As a fan of complete and utter trainwrecks, I’m looking forward to the Olympics for the first time since I was a kid.

Jesus Christ. Somewhere out there, an English teacher just hanged themselves.

Of course, it could go the other way too. The RIO panicking and prematurely ejecting. Particularly when they aren’t even a real RIO....

Holy Shit, does Brian Bosworth not realize he never played for the Dolphins?

Man, when the Ravens accuse you of being a bad fan...

Bring on the Old Dog(EB-52 Megafortress)

I heard the ref just before that mentioning how he had saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO.

Had to watch the film at AMO school. I always think of that Chief running out there in his khakis with a purple K extinguisher.

I thought that reek was fuel tanks it left behind from it’s internal bomb bay.

When I read that heading I knew with 100% certainty who the author was going to be.

GramwalkFury

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Nope, just the J-79 engines doing what they do best: turning JP-4 into smoke & noise, with some thrust as a byproduct.

Although the original $9M Sealion was delivered in 2003 as a technology demonstrator and test-bed, with no stated plans to put the boat into production or operations, this seems to have changed as Sealion was quickly followed by a slightly more advanced Sealion 2.