Paul Heyman. The name you're looking for is Paul Heyman.

Why doesn't he just hire an advocate/spokesman?

I guess we're supposed to applaud them for raising their kids without any help (just like us common folk!), but seriously: if you have millions of dollars and your choices are hire a nanny or leave your kids alone with Jay Cutler, for God's sake, hire a freaking nanny.

i c lotsa rashes on both kids

Every other QB should replace their "Omaha"/"New York bozo" nonsense word with "Jax is in his crib" next year.

With all the money he has from fooling the Bears that he's a franchise quarterback, you'd think they'd hire a nanny.

In what song does Freddy a Mercury say that?

The ONLY time in NFL history you'd tell the black man to get out of the white man's way.

Hey! He's about to cry! Quick, put him in the new "No More" commercial for the Super Bowl!

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

Shut up. Hard "g" GIF. I don't care what the creator of the .gif says, if he wanted "jiff" he should have galled them .jif. PERIOD.

something something wise fool etc. etc.

The Ducati community is perfect for you then.

Just a suggestion....the Lions need to actually achieve something before you earn the right to start brag-posting about them. That franchise is a dumpster fire.

This is what they need if they're going to drive like that.

you did not even read it and you are totally wrong.