Dude, that was a work of art. I'm a Rodgers/Packers guy (so I obviously won't agree with a lot of the sentiment expressed), but your post needs to be printed out and framed.

Favre passed to himself. His first professional throw was to himself. Just sayin'.

There's a better chance of me winning the next three Superbowls than there is of Peyton doing it.

Yep, you're a crazy cat lady (again, gender notwithstanding)... and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

If your cat:people ratio is over 2:1, you're officially a crazy cat lady, gender notwithstanding.

Wow - you sure know how to show those visiting engineers a good time. Krogers?

My manager gave me a free meal that night for dealing with them. Silver lining?

I made a similar comment to my wife last night - it was almost like God planned to take Russell Wilson down a peg on the world stage, and that was the only reason that the Hawks beat the Packers.

We had an airshow at the base I was stationed at (I was Navy back in the late 80's). Most everybody knew about the 117's, but not many had seen them. We set up an area (officially roped off, uniformed guards, etc.) about the right size, and put up a sign saying that it was the first public appearance of the 117. All…

A few years back, wasn't there someone who got in trouble with the commish and did the rest of their pressers P.O.W. style? Jim McMahon, or somebody like that?

I'd like to be the guy who gave him a bowl of M & M's covered with a thin layer of Skittles - just to see his reaction.

As an American living in Italy, we were required to get a Codice Fiscale card (called a CF), kinda like a Social Security Number / card. Cigarette machines required your CF to be inserted before you could buy from one of the machines.

She should trade him to another woman for a draft pick to be named later.

Wow. Liberal much?

Agreed. The only thing the Packers did wrong was to piss God off. Perhaps if they were just better people, God would have worn his cheesehead instead.

That's comic fucking gold, right there. All we need is Sarah McLachlan to do the soundtrack.

Closure rate != air speed

Sorry for the delay, just saw this. In addition to colors, everyone has a code on their cranial and life vest that's instantly recognizable. For instance, our birds had 4XX series numbers, so our number was 4. Plane captains were designated by the letter "P". Therefore, if you saw somebody with 4P on their vest and…

This was obviously on a 'Tiger Cruise." Some family members get to join up with the boat at Pearl Harbor and sail back to San Diego (at least on our West-Pac in '91 they did). That's why you see so many people in civilian clothes, and why there's an announcer, and why he says "left" instead of "aft" or "port".