My own contribution:

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

Breasts have evolved over time. Back in the Roman age they were made of Jello. This is historically accurate.

No. Nope. Nuh-uh. Light doesn't go faster. The only way to win in a race with light is to *cheat*. That's what a warp drive does. You bend the race track (space and time) so you have a shortcut and beat light to the finish.