“The majority of fat people don’t have the willpower to lose weight”

I’m not miserable.

No, it’s true.

I’m both.

It hurts. But then you work and you fix it and it feels great.

If I were fatter I would be busy trying to get thin.

My goalposts haven’t changed.

At least I’m not a fat asshole.

Smoking is unhealthy.

Are you currently trying to regain the weight?

If you were fine why did you want to lose weight?

That’s the kind of thing that encourages people to supersize their fries.

No, you can. Just eat less.

They do both of those things as a rate lower than fat people.

Yep.

You can choose to not be fat.

Being fat is unhealthy.

Meanwhile, in France:

Wow, Trump basically nuked him from orbit.

He’s got her on experience, though.