I would have been more impressed if he had just ignored it. I’m pretty sure the dozen or so people celebrating it already hate his guts.

As opposed to blindly supporting him because his wife is black?

I remember when you guys were falling over yourselves to be first in line to blow this dude just because he had a mixed race family and they did some stupid dance or something.

My favorite child killing simulator

“So why did you leave your last job?”

“By 2027, you’ll get a tax increase!”

Demanding other people spend their money on causes you support doesn’t make you any more of a hero than me, pal.

...and?

And my stock portfolio appreciates the reduced corporate tax rate. Glad I have the opportunity to take more of my earnings and invest them.

So? I got one too.

Did you have a birthday 3 months after you were born?

It’s called date of birth, not date of conception champ.

I dunno, it seems like it’s you guys saying what verification marks really mean.

Looking forward to it passing! Looks like I’ll net a cool $3000 per year.

Sure. The guys beats Darkseid once a year:

“The call is coming from inside the house.”

“She’s an awesome leader because she didn’t tell anyone her plan.”

Oh THAT’S why Hillary had a private server...

Gotta stay on top of headlines if you want to stay relevant as a TV show.

It’s a frog.