So? I got one too.

Looking forward to it passing! Looks like I’ll net a cool $3000 per year.

Sure. The guys beats Darkseid once a year:

“The call is coming from inside the house.”

Oh THAT’S why Hillary had a private server...

Gotta stay on top of headlines if you want to stay relevant as a TV show.

It’s a frog.

Today we have discovered that rock bottom for Democrats is slightly above being beaten by a pedophile.

I love how every principled feminist ideal gets tossed out the window the second the woman turns out to be conservative.

Troll here. I usually comment when it appears that the author is highly vulnerable to negative emotional stimuli. Case in point, Nick’s need to “emotionally prepare” for stupid internet comments (or for that matter, anyone’s need to refer to a guide to shut down a troll “forever”).

Aww, everyone got a racist message. Yay equality!

Maybe Beyonce isn’t that good.

She woulda beat Trump

Well, is it dangerous?

Given the pressures of the office, I’m sure that President Trump sincerely appreciates the good laugh that he just had.

The Dutch? What are they competing for? Tulips to fuck?

It’s not reasonable to respond to the US moving its embassy with violence.

#askme why I should care

Yeah, and all those guys expected to keep what they were paid for their labor.

Yeah, I don’t work my entire life so your entitled little spawn can reap the benefits.