Gah, what a shithole.

“Ooh, you’ll see!”

Same shit every time.

Or today, hahaha

“When the uprising happens”

And my point is that you never will have one.

You don’t know what a revolution is like. You think it’s just going to be a gallant march down to the White House with signs and slogans?

I’m not worried. I don’t really see any of the “revolutionaries” as actual fighting men or women.

This is actually how we signal to ground forces that we have air superiority in a theater of operations.

This is what many would refer to as an “idiot tax”.

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Aren’t we all?

“Miracle”

Cologne ain’t bad if you get something halfway respectable and just dab a little on.

J.K.’s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward.

I’m blown away by how sincere this is, because it reads like Glenn Beck’s wet dream.

How to write for Kotaku:

No harm no foul

Um, why?

I was worried a little after Tuesday, but I’m glad to see you guys aren’t wasting any time eating yourselves.