1. OK, fine. (modifications to weapons are already super illegal)

Because what you want changed has nothing to do with the shootings.

Lady, I don’t even close the door behind me when I’m pooping.

So does the Porsche come with the forklift, or...

I like to keep all my personal information in a shoe-box underneath a floorboard in the attic.

Looks like I’m just breaking in my new mechanical keyboard on Siege this week.

The more text you need to call something racist, the less racist it probably is.

What is it with you guys and the fashion industry? Nobody cares about it except city people.

Thank you friend. Onto the spreadsheet it goes!

I’m sorry, is “cousins” the racist term, or...

pwning n00bs in Cod:ww2

You’re an American hero. Thank you for what you do. I will pray for you.

I’m sure that when the revolution comes, HamNo will be there to fire the second shot.

Depends if that player was beating his wife at the time.

“Just teach boys not to get aroused by curvy, scantily clad women! Duh!”

Surprise, surprise, two Navy dudes touching tips.

Yeah, those would be the “Harlem Hellfighters”

I’m know that Trump handled the hurricanes well because the news can’t come up with anything significant to criticize.

I confess, it amuses me.

Can you get one of these for Tesla?