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“And while there is no real plan to pay for it yet...”

Not really a thug though. More like a bitch.

I TOLD you that my preferred politicization is progressive liberal trans-communist! Pay fucking attention moron.

Don’t you fucking mis-politicize me, asshole. I self-identify as a progressive liberal trans-communist. You don’t fucking know how hard it is for me to deal with cis-political shits like you who don’t want to fucking bother asking me what my preferred political label is. Go fuck yourself.

OK, here’s another champ:

On the contrary.

Jesus, you’re absolutely right. I’m so sorry.

Good job being the “no fun” party, guys.

Breaking News: Mr. Sumwalt has been killed in a freak accident involving six Teslas simultaneously losing control and slamming into his car as he drove home from work.

Roadhog and Zarya arms look off.

If you want excitement, wait until the autonomous cars are bored with you too.

“She got a raw deal”

Is it possible in these situations that you are actually wrong about something?

Back in the bunker.

Ha ha, no. Any solar panels large enough to charge a Tesla would be stuck on your roof for the hurricane. They’d be destroyed and useless.

We have fracking now, champ. We’ll be fine.

My jerry can doesn’t need to be plugged in.

I’m more freaked out by the prospect of having an electric car when there’s no power for a week...

The only things that can unite Americans these days are natural disasters and hatred of Hillary Clinton.

Counter-point: Fuck you