Breaking News: Mr. Sumwalt has been killed in a freak accident involving six Teslas simultaneously losing control and slamming into his car as he drove home from work.

Roadhog and Zarya arms look off.

If you want excitement, wait until the autonomous cars are bored with you too.

Is it possible in these situations that you are actually wrong about something?

Back in the bunker.

Ha ha, no. Any solar panels large enough to charge a Tesla would be stuck on your roof for the hurricane. They’d be destroyed and useless.

We have fracking now, champ. We’ll be fine.

My jerry can doesn’t need to be plugged in.

I’m more freaked out by the prospect of having an electric car when there’s no power for a week...

The only things that can unite Americans these days are natural disasters and hatred of Hillary Clinton.

Counter-point: Fuck you

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Wind Dangerous Hahahaha Nigga Just Go Inside Like Nigga Close Your Window Haha

Nice to see his cult of personality is still going strong.

Well, here’s hoping that nobody asks how to pay for it.

A less analyzed effect of Get Out’s success is the widespread belief that white people spend their days peering out of their McMansions, waiting to attack black people.

I should just stop uninstalling W3 from my computer

Not appreciating the discrimination against the PC-gaming master race, Bungie.

Did he get an achievement?

“Next on Lifehacker: how to keep your blood oxygenated!”