Well, here’s hoping that nobody asks how to pay for it.

A less analyzed effect of Get Out’s success is the widespread belief that white people spend their days peering out of their McMansions, waiting to attack black people.

I should just stop uninstalling W3 from my computer

Not appreciating the discrimination against the PC-gaming master race, Bungie.

Did he get an achievement?

“Next on Lifehacker: how to keep your blood oxygenated!”