Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

I’d have liked to hear what Gary had to say, but I couldn’t stop booing him.

Fuck RM. Their player deliberately injured the player kicking their ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS AND I’M DEAD INSIDE.

I have the cd with Antrax singing that song calling Tipper a ‘fucking whore’. I haven’t heard that in years.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

YouTube recommended this video to me the other day. Thank you YouTube.

how to properly track a raccoon through suburbia

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

I’d rather watch a big pound the ball with his back to the basket for 22 seconds than watch James Harden’s bullshit.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

How is having a pump w 98 in it as premium, a 92 mid grade, and an 87 low grade taking away your liberty? Gimme a break.

I’d be looking at porn on my phone if I had to sit through that.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Hearing voices? That’s actually moans from the hobo you’re blowing. Enjoy Arbys

Need to show more of his tweets, because he kept going back & forth with 5FootAssassin, throwing shade on her wigs, weaves, etc, making jokes he know damn well would get his ass stomped in the street over.