These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

No I feel like this guy used some very good literary devices to make it enticing

Maserati loves company.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Sit down with that dumb attempt at rewriting history.

Sssshhhhhh you’re making too much sense

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

I love a Touch-A-Truck as much as anyone, but this is always first thing on my mind whenever I bring my kids. Knowing how I was growing up (and still am), my kids are exactly the same in that they have to touch every single button and play with every lever.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

Now? After everything so far, NOW is when you first have the idea?!

This motherfucker right here....

I work for a glass laminating firm. We make a type of laminate that is opaque in ordinary use, but, if energized, it becomes transparent. It’s about 60 bucks a square foot. My math says the wall will cost eleventy killion dollars. MAGA! Make America Glass Again.

GloryHoles by Buick™

I love this car, but damn, I hate front license plates...

Take it from a guy who has driven newer French cars (Citroen and Peugeot) and lived in France - they aren’t special. There isn’t one French car that I would be eager to own. These cars just seem amazing because, for the time being, they’re forbidden fruit on this side of the Atlantic.

Here we have a beautiful Volvo 850 in it’s natural environment. See as it moves through the jungle, totally fucking up shit wherever it goes.