Oh if that catches on, he’ll rue the day.

Wait a minute, I’ve been carrying around the recipe for this for ages:

A doctor of Italian Renaissance art history who plays the trumpet.

Tests by officials with objects that should have been found but weren’t.

You didn’t start with The Magician’s Nephew did you? That’s what they package as the “first” book these days. I wouldn’t give that to anyone if I expected them to like Narnia.

The alcohol wheel winds a spring?

Meanwhile back on alternate Earth

I used to be an app that delivered messages for other people. Amateur radio message relay.