@Mad_Science: Mushrooms were really common (and legal) in Japan until fairly recently. Mario makes a lot more sense...

@Baron Plushroom von Falconpunchen: Wikipedia just taught me that Reagan used to own a BRAT. Found that while trying to date this one for you guys.

This is brown car overload. Scary.

@CptSevere: Don't forget the liquid wrench. And a tetanus shot.

@undefined: @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: The solution is going to be hold it down in a vise and attack it with a grinder.

@Slantsick = FAIL: Swept into a cardboard box?

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Agreed on the feminist standpoint. I don't get that stuff either.

@A strolling player is: Gold Member!: There was an impala in that color green (74) parked near Felicity yesterday... It had quite the grille.

@BTLFED doesn't want Deartháir to leave: hotels are dirt cheap in the summer months - mostly because of the heat. If you live in atlanta it's not a big deal, people from colder climates tend to wilt.

@f86sabre: In New Orleans and most of the surrounding parishes a significant number of the bars do not close. Drinking time needs no bounds.

@Å sjrøllyng pléyя: Four lotuses - there's a silver in addition to the gray (green) one on tchoup, a red one, and I have seen the yellow one too.

@undefined: @Å sjrøllyng pléyя: There's a white Ford GT around here somewhere. Or is there another one? It sounded lovely.

@TexanIdiot25's Chevrolet CST10 is on the streets!: There's a guy restoring a '60 GMC that we get a lot of spare body parts from for our'62 C-10... He has the original V6 complete with plaid valve covers.

@Bento needs a 20 billion dollar bailout: There was this dreadful barbie shopping game for the C-64 in which Ken drove Barbie around in a pink car...

@A strolling player: A privilege liable to scare the life out of anyone who drove their car in from california...

@something_unique_and_descripti...: Largely out of season by June. Live crabs should still be available for sale by the side of the road on the highway heading to the track...

@Murilee Martin: I'm sure we can come up with at the very least some deep-fried alligator to feed the participants at the "new orleans" (really out in the middle of goddamned nowhere in the swamp) race.

@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: The mac as a finicky italian sports car works well. Both are difficult to fix, hard to take apart (ever upgraded a mac mini?) and only work well in the One True Way.

I was considering bringing an MGB to Lemons New Orleans, so I'll give it a few more extra laps. 280 for British Leyland, 200 for GM-Germany.

How about a cadillac purse for tacky? Not only have I seen it in the shop window, I saw someone carrying one of these yesterday.