SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE!!! TAKE HIS ORGANS OUT AND SELL THEM WHILE HE'S STILL ALIVE!!! MURDER ALL OF HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!

I love this one! Makes me wanna dance!

It's not automotive, but it's motive, and it's the best.

That's so damn creepy!

Mastodon is alright, but I'm more of a Lamb of God/Gojira/Opeth guy myself.

Announcing the new, front-wheel drive, Buiholdepontillac Commodoreg8gtctsvgnx!!!!

Easy.

I can put up with a lot of bullshit, but man-uggs? That's a bridge too far.

The guy is wearing Uggs and a purple hoodie for christ's sake. Whoop his ass!

How funny. I was in the elevator just a few hours ago with Senator Glenn and his lovely wife Annie. I was bemoaning the lack of snow and she told me that I needed to get out to Vail for the really good stuff.

I misunderstood. My apologies.

I'm beginning to believe (in your photoshop skills)

Implying that politics and cars aren't and haven't always been closely tied together is like a fart in a crowded elevator. Everyone knows it's there but it's too uncomfortable for polite conversation.

Yes.

Evidently you skipped the last line:

She kinda looks like she's peeing through her swimsuit in that pic. Mega hot!!!

Eh, that'll buff out.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the real reason might be a little more, ummmm...felonious than that.

I don't understand how, with all of his obvious talent, Jack Baruth (apparently) doesn't have a full-time job. It seems to me that he packs enough smarts to be a desirable team member for plenty of employers, and could probably command a very respectable salary. I wonder if there is something we don't know about…

Nope, he definitely said, "jizz". Just listened to it 35 more times in quick succession. He said, "jizz".