If I've learned anything from this map, it's to stay off the roads entirely. Take a second look. There's tons of safe places to drive. Those places just happen to be completely roadless.

Q: Who paints a Michael Jackson memorial mural on a Nissan GT-R?

+1000 more. If this doesn't make the list, something is broken at Jalop HQ.

+1000 more. If this doesn't make the list, something is broken at Jalop HQ.

+1000 more. If this doesn't make the list, something is broken at Jalop HQ.

Fear not Xedicon, for I am also the proud owner of a ZJ and have spent many a night wrenching on various other ZJ's, XJ's, CJ's, and TJ's. There is plenty of room in my heart for all manner of proper American steel. A box wrench duel to the death will not be necessary.

I know he's a person and has feelings and all that happy horseshit, but does he have to be such a turd all the time?

Supposing there was such a thing as a Jesus, and that this hypothetical Jesus had a towing company, and based solely on the track record of known human history, I would venture to guess that Mr. Jesus' Towing Co. wouldn't respond to calls from poor people, brown people, and most of all, poor, brown people. Not a…

One night I dreamed I was driving alongside the Lord.

2nd'ed

Classic Alfa valve covers. OLIO!!!

Re: Mirror blindspots

Oh man! Just that still makes me cringe. (American History X)

Take a good hard look at Gallery image 2. Evidently you had to sit at a weird angle, stare at the A pillar, and use a crooked steering wheel to pilot the car. Also, it appears that her steering column is attached to the car in the lane next to her. Perspective much, GM?

It's definitely the FD RX-7.

Carolla's collection would very potentially get him on this list...except for the fact that he's kind of a turd. If you've listened to him drone on about his first-world problems for 10 minutes, you know he's not terribly cool. To prove my point, here's a transcript of an episode of CarCast:

Re-read the QOTD and pay close attention to the order of the modifiers: "Who is the coolest celebrity car owner?" It isn't "Which celebrities own the coolest cars?" "Cool" is modifying "celebrity".

Coolest? Sir MixALot. Done and done.

There's no way every CUE-equipped car doesn't end up in a ditch, up someone else's rear bumper, or wandering into oncoming traffic at some point in its life.

...and the Mouth of Sauron.