Toilet seat covers = Ass Gaskets

He took a Southern Cross to the head

Now I want to have another kid, just to name him Ribeye

Barrettes/Ponytail holders: Former family cat had to have a ridiculously expensive surgery for abdominal issues - vet hands us a bag after surgery filled with 16 barrettes removed from cat’s blocked stomach.

We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.

Joo Stin Bee Bir