Galaxie 500.

Well, the Hummer is what practically killed the big truck/suv market in the mid 2000s.  It was an easy target for the environmentalists to say “See?  This is killing the environment!”  Doesn’t surprise me that Hummer will once again kill whatever market it’s trying to get into.

Gross.

YES.  Buy on credit and depreciate the shit out of those vans.

Everyone hit up RichRebuilds or EV West.  This thing is so ugly that it’s begging to be driven in 2020.

Call it “Ass-teroid” and then put a giant poop emoji on the hood.  Oh wait, it already looks like a giant steaming pile of poo.

You gotta respect that ground clearance.

Ireland, obviously.

Another explanation is that someone or some entity has incredible technology at their disposal and is not sharing it with the world. If true, it’s a dick move, but I don’t blame them for not sharing. The powers that be might turn it into some kind of weapon or something.

5th Gear: You think the Chinese treat the Uighurs badly? Wait until they get a hold of Africans.

It’s still a car for secretaries. 

Ugh, it’s giving off Pontiac Aztek vibes.

Meanwhile, Kansas just tacked on a $100 yearly tag fee on electric cars due to lack of gas tax revenue.

To be fair, in America, there are very long roads through the countryside where no one lives. You could theoretically drive hundreds of miles without encountering anyone.  America is a very empty place.

Fictional movie.... a band of has-been’s and never-were’s who create a 24 hrs of Lemons race car to prove that they could have been great, if given the chance.  Think “The Replacements”, but in a racing sense.  

I found Bradley!

Is there a way to get all that badging off easily?

Meh, I’m shooting for 0, or no credit score.

Wow, this is straight out of the girl-rock of the 1990's.

I’m surprised any Western companies do business with China. I worked for an OEM doing business in China, and the stuff we had to give them was ridiculous just so we might be able to sell a few of our cars over there. “Oh, you want our cars to send our propriety CAN signals to your secret centralized data headquarters…