My patronus is Sean Bean... no, wait... my patronus WAS Sean Bean..

THAT is the only way I've ever known how to fold/store/pack my socks. You mean that that is not how everyone does it? What is the "standard" way then? I am SOO curious.

"fixed"

Mr Cleese's gifs are singularly well suited for dealing with nonsense. Case in point:

Fun fact: John Cleese's father changed his last name to Cleese from Cheese, for obvious reasons. John Cleese could've been born as John Cheese.

Mr. Cleese pretty much covers my entire reaction to this nonsense.

my daughter was upstairs singing today, in the bathroom, which is pretty standard. She's always singing. Then we heard the toilet flush. My husband finds it endlessly amusing that she sings while pooping hahaha. I think it was "Do you want to build a snowman", too.

This is a fantastic post, Meredith. High five.

Hodor.

But are we all not Groot in our own way?

I am Groot! I Am groot? I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. I am groot. I am groot? I am groot, I am groot. :S I am groot? I am groot... I am groot.

Actually unstable molecule/compound suffices. Given that when electrons of atoms interact covalently atomic orbitals become molecular orbitals, you wouldn't really need to mention the atom as it is more likely the bond that is weak/unstable if anything. The molecule would be formed in the first place because the atoms…

"Atomically unstable molecules" - say it! Say it!

Firing an automatic weapon at a metal door at close range seems like a good way to get hit by a ricochet (or several).

Water droplets have been plaguing us for too long. Finally, someone's taking care of the problem.

Warn them that their table sugar has gone bad because it's crystallized and isn't a syrup!

Yeah, that Velvet worm is nasty, though not as nasty as a Bobbit Worm: