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Now playing defense makes Embiid a dick. Holy shit.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Well, well, well marcus, I think we can all agree that that wasn’t too... intelligent

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Watch your crotch Steve.

This was a tough loss, but with Embiid missing 6/8 3-point attempts (which pretty much count as turnovers since the opposing team always grabs his missed threes) JJ’s shot being off, and the new team still gelling, it wasn’t an entirely unexpected one. Stevens has Brown’s number, it is known.

No fucking way. Simmons is an All Star already in just his second season without being able to shoot. Zion can’t shoot either, but doesn’t have anywhere near the ball skills; and if you think that his finishing around the rim will translate right away when he goes up against NBA fours, the first time he ever faces

Very wise of him to seek protection.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

FFS. Every fucking player it seems. LeBron, Davis, Paul George, Kawhi Leonard...they either go the the Lakers or are linked to the Lakers or demand to go to the Lakers.

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Deadspin, for all its fine features, has an anti-Sixers ethos because of “The Process.

He was there that night.

I’m sure Angelo will be happy to hear from your fake fan ass in the morning.

Then he pulls a Tebow and tries his hand at baseball in a few years.

If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

I think he said yanny.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”