He is gonna be even more pissed when he gets fined for the hit. I thought it was a clean hit but he will still get a letter from the commish.

You have to give Goodell credit. He's created one hell of a flag football league.

The shots on Helwani are total bullshit. His question was legitimately tough and Dana's answer was self-evidently cuckoo-bananas.

Nah, you just hang around 100% shitty people and it skews your assumptions about what a "true fight fan" is.

What you should do is murder everyone you know and then yourself and I think it'll give you a bit more perspective

What kind of tunnel-visioned sociopath do you have to be that THAT is the burning issue you feel needed to be addressed from this article?

My muffin penis came with blueberry balls.

True — and thanks.

But would Cus have kept Don King away?

I’ve been reading all this stuff about the dolphins and it makes me sick. Anyone who wants to use that word is just plain WRONG. No excuses. No explanations. Anyone with a grade school education should know better. I don’t care if you think you can get away with using it or if the people around you give you a…

I did not make this

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

Strip club lunch buffets sound awful lonely when there isn't the endless drone of AM radio playing behind them.

Enough already with your liberal agenda, San Francisco.

Just once I'd like to see a school or professional team with an offensive nickname or (as in this case) imagery say:
"You know what? It is offensive. FUCK YOU, we're not changing it."
I'd find the honesty refreshing.

You don't see how an Arab wouldn't like having his or her complete heritage boiled down and used as school spirit for a high school?

Google "racist caricature."

The only thing worse than Stanford fans is the Stanford band.

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

You can't spell "My father is a douche venture capitalist" without Stanford

The first rule of rape club is, you're a terrible fucking human being for being in rape club.

What in the fucking fuck is WRONG WITH YOUNG MEN and their friendly female enablers?! FUCK YOU. Christ, I could beat them with my fists until my hands fall off. What in the fuck! And cops can't do anything? Fuck them too.