My muffin penis came with blueberry balls.

True — and thanks.

But would Cus have kept Don King away?

I’ve been reading all this stuff about the dolphins and it makes me sick. Anyone who wants to use that word is just plain WRONG. No excuses. No explanations. Anyone with a grade school education should know better. I don’t care if you think you can get away with using it or if the people around you give you a…

I did not make this

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

Strip club lunch buffets sound awful lonely when there isn't the endless drone of AM radio playing behind them.

Enough already with your liberal agenda, San Francisco.

Just once I'd like to see a school or professional team with an offensive nickname or (as in this case) imagery say:
"You know what? It is offensive. FUCK YOU, we're not changing it."
I'd find the honesty refreshing.

You don't see how an Arab wouldn't like having his or her complete heritage boiled down and used as school spirit for a high school?

Google "racist caricature."

The only thing worse than Stanford fans is the Stanford band.

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

You can't spell "My father is a douche venture capitalist" without Stanford

An old nut house psychiatric facility now converted into a mass grave site with close to 1 million bodies? Sounds like a place I would love to spend my evenings

900K zombies... In one place. Wow.

"Interred." Not "interned."

Not quite what I expect on Gizmodo, but a fascinating read nevertheless, thanks. The headlines, though, is pure Gizmodo. While technically accurate, it is misleading and designed to grab attention.

The first rule of rape club is, you're a terrible fucking human being for being in rape club.

"Detective Inspector Bruce Scott put it this way: "None of the girls have been brave enough (emphasis mine) to make formal statements to us so we can take that to a prosecution stage."

What in the fucking fuck is WRONG WITH YOUNG MEN and their friendly female enablers?! FUCK YOU. Christ, I could beat them with my fists until my hands fall off. What in the fuck! And cops can't do anything? Fuck them too.