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If the pun guy had lived with my roommate, I’m pretty sure a pun-nexus/black hole would have opened up and swallowed all of creation.

and one year I put all the Beckys on one floor.

For anyone who hasn’t seen/heard Nate Bargatze, you are in for a treat.  His older stuff is on apple music and probably spotify - check that out as well.

I, for one, am enjoying understanding all the Syracuse insider jargon!

I’m that guy.  And I agree with you.

I got $50 off for buying the PS4 bundle that included this.  They PAID me to take it from them.

The fact that this actually needs to be codified in law shows we’re truly living in bizarro world.

HAHA! What world have you been living in?!? 20 actual first graders and their teachers were murdered for real and we did fuck all. You think this will be the catalyst for change?

Same here. That was when I was like well fuck - it doesn’t get any worse than that and we did jack fucking shit. And if that’s the case, then there is no hope. Just to lay it out again - 20 fucking first graders were killed by a psycho with a semi-auto rifle. 6 year olds. Gunned down in their classrooms, while their

“Holy shit...wait... I’M Tucker Carlson?!?!...holy shit... I never...*cue existential crisis resulting in blackout and total memory loss of the realization*

Always interesting how bias is only bad when it’s anti-GOP agenda, or in this case, anti-NRA.   Eh, the two are the same really.

Look.  Look at what can happen when rational, functional adults are in charge!

So - she worked for five hours yesterday?  Cool.

My guess? 1080p will be the standard plan. Want 4k @60fps? Gonna have to pony up for the ultimate bundle - that’s another $20/mo. Oh - mr fancypants with the 8k monitor? Get ready for the super ultimate plan at yet another $20/mo.

He should consider opening a savings account with a nice, reasonable interest rate. 

Well - if they’re twice the cost of their value, but they’re 66% off, then, technically it’s a deal, and it’s on a deals website, so I’d say it make sense?

Well - if they’re twice the cost of their value, but they’re 66% off, then, technically it’s a deal, and it’s on a

I know it’s off topic, but you opened the door and I need it to be addressed: WTF is up with his ties? Who the fuck is responsible for tying them? He must do it himself, right? Why do they always go halfway down his fucking thigh? Does he honestly think that’s a good look? Does he look at every other well dressed man

With Titans and essentially free (usually a few dollars on sale).

Her parents in jail?  Ha!  Laughable.  We’ll be lucky if they even see the inside of a courtroom.  The rich don’t go to jail.

I wish this was touted more in high schools. College isn’t for everyone - I was borderline myself. But if you could reduce the number of kids who spend two years “figuring out” that college isn’t for them, and funnel those kids into the trades without saddling them with tens of thousands in debt with nothing to show