I’d be open to a deck of playing cards similar to the one with the terrorist baddies, except with the GOP sycophants. Actually - dibs on that. I’m gonna go start photo shopping that shit right now.....

Buy! Buy! Buy!

I’m not arguing that there’s a possibility of good candidates. I’m just saying that we’ll always have these fucking morons running now because of Trump. I want to be wrong. I just don’t think I will be. Biden is fine. But I don’t want fine anymore - I want someone who will go in there, destroy the establishment and…

But that doesn’t matter any more.  It’s going to be a douche vs. a turd sandwich for all of time until the meteor finally sets us free from this hellscape.

Alas, they won’t. It will never end. Trump proved beyond a shadow of a doubt the anyone, LITERALLY ANYONE, can run and win president. It doesn’t matter how unqualified, unintelligent, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, you are. You can run and you can win.  Therefore, in this, the darkest timeline, there will continue to…

So your position is - “This is hard, so we shouldn’t do it.”

You’re looking at this in the right and wrong way simultaneously. Yes, where stuff is paid for is important. But in this context, under a universal healthcare system, the where changes from insurance companies’ pockets to the governmental system. That’s the issue.

because he is clearly a messy bitch who lives for drama

I’m a Bills fan. Lifelong. I love them.

I know! My wife’s ready to move on from her ‘12 GC and REALLY wants another jeep, but we need a third row. Don’t know if we can hold out for one of these.

Have a 2012 GC.  Absolutely love it.  It’s been a rock.

I’ve heard so many people trash Jeep’s quality, and I know this is only an anecdote, but our 2012 GC has been an absolute fucking rock. It’s sitting on 140k miles, brought both my kids home from the hospital, been on many long range trips, and battled central new york winters. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned.  I…

Newsflash: Showing up to a job and banging your fist on a keyboard, shuffling papers and sitting in useless meetings isn’t a jo....oh wait. Never mind.

....by robots.

Inside Trump’s tiny brain right now: Holy shit, I never event THOUGHT of that....

This is the scene that turned me from boy to man.  Otherwise, yes, completely unremarkable.

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking “Man, this is funny, but I bet it’s so much funnier when you can understand all the jokes”

how you gonna write “DO NOT GOOGLE” and expect anyone to not.