The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that…

How did they even play anything resembling football?

And that’s the fucking problem.

Wow, I wish I hadn’t watched this.

https://splinternews.com/its-happening-1832051400

FAA just halted all flights into LaGuardia....this shit is happening.

So in case anyone was wondering - Upstate NY is a shithole of backwards racist fuck wads.  Thank god NYC causes the whole state to lean blue.  If you want to see the true underbelly of this area, just head over to the comment sections on any of the local news sites.

Who the fuck keeps ungreying the trolls?

Nope!

That’s it. I’m in. I hear all the people saying “oh, she’ll have to cave eventually to get what she wants” and “she’ll eventually disappoint you”, but fuck it. She’s saying all the right things, doing all the right things. I love everything about her. Fuck it. I’m all in.

And the more terrified both the GOP and entrenched Dems become. 

Do yourself a favor and watch his standup - particularly his earlier specials.  Dude is a marvel.

I would sign my name in blood to a petition that forced us to eliminate 24 hour news, twitter, and social media in general. In it’s place - 6 o’clock news on abc, nbc and cbs. ESPN? Eh, I guess you can stay - but you’re on fucking double secret probabtion....

So, basically, Twitter Boyz mad that Twitter do what Twitter does. Got it.

Don’t waste your time and/or money.  It’s utter garbage.

“Call em like I see ‘em” doesn’t need to equal “be a dick to everyone”

Yup, there was a girl who had one at a previous job I was at.  She was fantastic and in no way did her prayer schedule ever interfere with anything or anyone.

You have no idea. I’m sad to admit I sat through the whole thing because I loved the first one. I just kept watching, thinking, no way. There’s no way they’re doing this to the original. It can’t be this bad. But it was. It was so, so bad.  Like, why did they leave their rugs in the desert anyway?  Don’t they need…

Yikes dude.  Chill out.

You can’t beat her. She’s so fucking good. Look at this shit: