Honeycrisp at #2??? I’m willing to fight for honeycrisp’s honor!

I would like to second your proclamation to fuck off.

Dude - that’s not the fucking point.  The point is that it’s not his god damn decision to lift the veil for this kid.  It’s a decision the parents and the kid come to by themselves.  The idea that this fucking buffoon felt the need to say that to a seven year old is what’s infuriating.  All he had to do was say “what…

You can scream this directly into Trumps face and he’ll stare blankly at you and then say, but I’m the best stocker tradeist.

I mean “open”, is debatable. That throw was on a fucking dime though. I left landy in my fantasy superbowl hoping he’d notch 7 pts. Def did not expect it’d come from passing though.

but also know how to “create readable documents using legible cursive handwriting by the end of fifth grade.”

Oh, well in that case, go fuck off.

I got the same shit when I came out of school into a professional firm and told an older employee that I had a lot of student loans. They were like ah, can’t be that bad, I had loans too and I paid them all off before I turned 30! Then I told him what my payment was and I almost had to pick his jaw up off the floor…

The way I understood it was that it was two days from when the item left the warehouse...now, how long its takes to leave the warehouse is another story....

I think so - the Trump, Inc. podcast did a whole episode on this fucker.  He’s a real fucker was the final determination.

What’s even more sickening is that people are just going “welp, ya know, he does have A LOT of money and stocks so he can’t possibly keep track of where all that money and stocks are being held.”

I’d argue he’s good at it.  He’s determined that the risk, not of being caught, but of anyone actually doing fuck all about it, is very low.  So he can continue to trot out the same tired excuse for holding stocks to make more money whilst being in blatant conflict of interest and nothing will happen.  He might be the…

You don’t have enough money, bro.

You don’t have enough money, bro.

If you are going to spend the $15 on amazon anyways, then yes, it is free.

If you are going to spend the $15 on amazon anyways, then yes, it is free.

So...is it just me or does the ball hit behind the goal line?  That sure looks like a goal to me.

Have you seen the latest study about people’s complete inability to understand humor?

I played defense in soccer up through college and I fuckin loved it.  Nothing beats slide tackling the fuck out of those glory boy strikers right as they’re lining up the shot that will win the game and get them all the ladies.  There was a lot of running though. 

I went to a more orthodox funeral one time where the priest spent the first 20 min admonishing all the people who had come to the funeral for not spending enough time in the church. Of the about 200 people there, maybe 25 were orthodox. What a lovely service. Like it’s not hard enough mourning the early passing of a…

Counterpoint: No.

Not a humblebrag, but I’ve scored some doozy’s in coed league and when I look to celebrate everyone looks at me like “yo...it’s coed....” and so the celebration lasts roughly .03 seconds and I’m dejected about going to work the next day...also...kind of a humblebrag...