Ahem. I just need to clear my throat before I just....

Can’t wait for this article to be held up by racist uncles everywhere as a smoking gun that proves Soros’ deep state is the true threat to ‘murica.

Fuck You, Mitch.

I hope you’re right.  But we’ve seen people at every level of government bow to his whims and lick his boots.  I’m just not 100% confident in anything anymore.

My brother laid out this particularly disturbing scenario: Trump loses. He immediately calls into question the results stating that there was fraud, be it from Democrats or external parties or nations. Regardless, he declares the results void. We then have a true constitutional crisis on our hands as he refuses to…

Literally the same thing most will say when Francesa finally croaks...

So, since it’s the day after this shooting, it’s “too soon” to talk about gun control laws. Next week we can have that discussion. Oh? There’s gonna be another one next week? Oh, then it’s too soon again. And another one the week after? Yea, never mind. Let’s not talk about it at all.

That’s exactly it.  Newton was the line in the sand and we’re so fucking far past it at this point.  20 dead first graders didn’t have the slightest impact in creating stricter gun laws.  It doesn’t get worse than that, so I’m never surprised when there is absolutely no action whatsoever after any of these shootings.

I only know you from this one comment...but god damnit...I like you.

Trump says his tax returns are “extremely complex” and “people wouldn’t understand them”

God I loved this skit...

But...how else do you get out of the greys?

Either that or full on armed class war.  Six of one really...

This is so uplifting. After everything the past two years has wrought...all the garbage and hate mongering....this is just awesome.

Yes.  Just....Yes.

No worries.  It’s cool.  They only had two fucking years.

Thank God. There’s some really good nuanced discussion going on, but most of the time it’s just drivel. I say this knowing I’ll probably never get back out of the greys, but hey, one can dream.

Just for sleep tracking - def not.  If you’re looking for all the other things, my anecdote is that I got one for my wife who’s reaction was “what the hell do I need this for.”  She used it for a week and now tells me constantly how much she loves it.  She’s more concerned with notifications and activity tracking, but…

I fully support this.

I mean c’mon....this is objectively funny!