Disclaimer: Am White. Attend White Catholic Church. That being said - this is the best description of my church I have ever seen. I applaud you and only wish I could offer you more stars.  I do have fantastic quads and glutes thanks to my weekly prayers though...

You’re.....you’re a monster!

What?! Are you insane!?!?? Hung with the flap over the top you can simply pull and tear the proper amount. From behind...I mean...who knows what’s going to happen! The weight of the roll itself tears the paper. You could end up with fifteen single sheets! You should be institutionalized with that kind of talk.  I fear…

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

The Browns and Lions are the only two teams in NFL history to lose every game in a 16-game season.

Let’s be honest - the crest and the colors are sick. But why with these half assed tries at sounding like a storied foreign club? Why not just be the fucking Miami Flamingos and, oh I don’t know, create your own fucking history around it by winning some shit. You cant manufacture it with a stupid name. Just own the…

Wow...I hope this is sarcastic.  If not - Fuck off.

FTFY

Woodward’s book also features alarming claims that Trump is truly clueless about actual policies and presidential actions.

Absolutely precious...

Still, it’s better to have medical bills than to be dead

As a human being, I feel some pity for her.

Ben Roethlisberger is the haggis Kiviak of NFL douchebags.

Imagine letting your country burn to the ground to own the libs.

This made my day.  This comment is what Kinja was made for.  This star...it’s your star now...

That’s how I feel as well. It’d be one thing if CK had done literally ANYTHING more than just crawling under a rock for 8 months. But he hasn’t. So fuck off.

Judging by those I know who live there....no chance they even come close to electing a democratic majority. I also know several that moved there from NY only to come back after several years later stating they just couldn’t handle the ass backwards way of thinking down there.

I recall reading a story, perhaps on this very website, that a non-partisan group had studied the North Carolina government and determined that it no longer qualified as a democracy. How nice. The quote from Rep. David Lewis just cements my hopes that when the meteor finally does annihilate us all, it impacts directly…

Are you talking about Josh Allen? I fucking WISH Jared Allen was a worse Cam Newton. At least then we’d have something to work with. The only similarity between the two is that Allen is destined to get 73 concussions in the next three years...

Nailed it.