One of my office’s restrooms is located near my work station. For the past 30 seconds or so, someone has been awkwardly fumbling with the doorknob trying to get out. At what point do I check on this individual?

This list is still terrible four years later.

I lift weights and run. Whenever my schedule permits it, I do an upper body workout on Saturday morning followed by a five-mile run. So earlier this summer, I got up on a Saturday, drank three or four mugs of coffee, and proceeded with my lifting. Once I finished, I got ready for my run, but realized that I had not…

Some guy on Facebook just posted the following question: “What is a hoagie?” He is supposedly an ex-pat originally from Alabama. Is this guy ignorant or a troll?

Back in high school, a buddy of mine would make a bag of buttered, microwave popcorn, and then coat that popcorn with about 1 stick of melted butter. He would then take another stick or 2 of butter, cut each stick into about 4 or 5 pieces, and form popcorn balls out of the hunks of butter and the already…

Here are cats that I own, being surprisingly tolerant of each other.

The significance of the grandfather losing to Jesse Owens blew by me when watching the movie. In this country at least, Jesse Owen’s victory symbolizes a direct repudiation of Nazi theories of eugenics and racial superiority (never mind that Germany actually dominated the medal board...). That the grandfather might…

Well, now I know what Troy Aikman’s o-face looks like. Looks like it’s time to die. Thanks, Deadspin!

No. Delaware is where I go to purchase expensive items without sales tax.