@cpt0bvius: So... there was supposed to be a photo of Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows, but it just didn't work... carry on

That's the biggest dog I've ever seen...

Are you sure that there's a jacuzzi in this?? I can't seem to find one...

So... is there someone that comes over and wipes the machine down with a towel between games?

@Willard Fillmore: Its a trap!

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender:

@xredgambit: Yea, that kid sounds like a winner...

@irishman72: If that was true, I'd be driving a 2-door Porsche Panamera

@crazypills77: But right on so many others

@LifesSweetDrug: Someone a closet Myley Cyrus fan?

I think we need a #SamSpratt tag here pretty quick, his stuff is quite good.

So, yea...

So, when you drop a new iPhone(if it has a liquidmetal case) it will bounce around until it hits one of the two glass sides and shatters. 100% failure rate, and subsequent repairs gaining apple more cash.

@Tony Kaye: So do the police then have something to test in the field whether or not there is marijuana residue? Or do they just say so, then have the lab back them up if there are any questions??

@BadJoJo: I kind of agree

@corsair130: Actually, the majority of identity theft happens in person.

@Don Servillas: The name really doesn't have too much to do with it.

So... when you are in "audition mode" who actually can see your posts??

The deathgrip:

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: