Toyota LMP 1 Hybrid leaving the pit. Sounds like a weapon being prepped and nothing like a car starting out:

Ford.

It's got to be Ford. Try naming a racing series that Ford hasn't had some level of success in at some time in its history.

Do you know who wins either way?

I was going to say this but figured someone else would.

inb4 all the idiots chime in with "ZOMGWTFBBG ... I'd rather watch Oprah than TGUSA ... hurr durr ... "

I drive like Jesus walks.

I like how the driver tries to tell the conductor to stop.

Three quarters of a century spent delivering freedom through any kind of terrain imaginable.

Ford F150. Best selling vehicle for years. America's workhorse. America personified.

The same company originally, they've now been broken up and sold off.

I think we can all agree that USPS can eat a bag of dicks.

negative. it will have a Nismo badge.

I'm Raphael Orlove, and this is Jackass I just learned how bolt patterns work.

I feel the 1st gen Toyota 4Runner fits the bill too. My 87 turbo 5-speed 4x4 is a load of fun.

then congrats, you beat a terrible driver