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would have been pretty awesome

Any BMW Ute is a good Ute

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Not necessarily a CAR commerical, but laugh at the irony of a motorcycle (car) insurance commercial using a song being sung by a band who had two of their lead members killed in motorcycle accidents.

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It's all awesome, right up until "the drop."

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All of the "New Generation of Olds" commercials were horrendous. Singing "This is not your father's Oldsmobile...It's my Momma's! This is the new generation of Olds" is the most self-contradictory bullshit ever wrapped into consecutive lyrics in a car commercial, I think.

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Oldsmobile gave us some real winners, too. I think this Ciera coupe commercial was supposed to be based on "City of New Orleans", just gone terribly, terribly wrong.

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Toyota's Saved by Zero campaign from a few years back pretty much ruined that song forever.

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Not only shitty music but retarded commercial in general.

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Don't know about the worst, but i can give you the best car commercial song.

I'm amazed people don't understand how to drive through them. the signs for them in most cases are nothing short of kindergarten level of understanding.

"That sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons"

nope

Yes! More people need to know about Archer so they'll understand why I want the bad end of my temperature gauge to just say "Call Kenny Loggins" . Then when people ask, I'd say "Cause when the needle gets to that point, I'm in the...danger zone!"

Hmm, if it's a bit understeery then I'd rather have an Evo X FQ-360 SST. It's got the same power, type of gearbox, drivetrain layout and engine type, but it's a sharper rally-derived Evo.

Anywhere from 100 million to 1 billion per mile.

Because Ferrari

A Nimitz-class nuclear powered aircraft carrier. With 5000 crew to feed and pay, jet fuel for all the aircraft, munitions and nuclear fuel, I think that about tops it.

Thatd be cool but make the transmission a manual.