JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

@Elhigh:

Where's the FARK "Pointy knees" picture when you need it?

A Deadspin writer/commenter taking pot shots at Frank Deford is like Ryan Leaf commenting on Joe Montana.

Now Michael Schumacher's going to have to drive off the deck of an aircraft carrier.

Fact: In five years you'll be like Napoleon Dynamite's uncle.

Stupid question - doesn't the scanner freak out when you pass a bunch of barcodes in front of it, or is it smart enough to know which loyalty barcode applies to which store?

The Fox edition is horrible. Watch him on BBC American or not at all.

I keep a running email draft to my home address and send it at the end of the day.

Happy kid or no happy kid, this is distracting. If you're going to make an instructional video, have a little respect for your audience.

Hrm, according to Jenn's interview with ESPN, apparently she asked her coach for honest feedback about what she did wrong and received it.

With the price of gas so high recently, I've taken to locking my cruise control at the speed limit. It's safe enough to do so where I drive, saves me gas, and makes my commute a lot less irritating.

Less is more when using cologne. I use one spray on my chest, and while that is still wet quickly rub the insides of my wrists against my chest, and then rub the insides of my wrists against my pulse points on my neck.

I highly recommend #27 from this list, joining Toastmasters. It is an excellent way to learn and practice public speaking in a non-stressful environment, so that when it is time to make that big presentation, you've got the chops to handle it.

I used to belong to Toastmasters and giving effective criticism is a cornerstone of the program. One of my club members pointed out that it is important to not make your criticism either a baloney sandwich (not enough suggestions for improvement) or a knuckle sandwich (overwhelmingly negative).

Every fad gets a study attached to it claiming it costs companies billions. March Madness? Football pools? World Series? American Idol? Face it - most employees are not going to be 100% productive in an office environment, and employers need to realize that the little downtime areas here and there are not necessarily…

People who think they know enough about computers to violate their company's IT policies usually don't have an understanding of the way the company's entire IT infrastructure works. My experience has been that even the supposedly super-savvy PC users, like developers, destroy their machines due to their lack of…

A quick way to make any of these chargers-in-one-place hacks more energy efficient is to plug them into a timer like one that is used to turn on and off outside lights, Christmas tree lights, etc. Have it go on before you come home from work, have it go off when you leave for work (or if your devices only need a few…