My favorite spam calls are the credit card rate reduction one that doesn’t say what company it is. 

Because they need to have the vote tomorrow if they have any hope of Kavanaugh hearing the oral arguments on the first cases they want him to vote on. I believe these started on October 1 for some cases but others will start next week.

Was the Bowling Alley Assualt part of the Bowling Green Massacre? 

So Republicans now think not getting on the Supreme Court is ruining a man’s life... I suppose they heartily regret ruining Merrick Garland’s life without any accusations of bad behavior whatsoever!

To be fair, you really don’t have to be rich to read for a significant chunk of the day, even just two or three hours. Plenty of people read on their commutes to work, either on the bus/train or as an audiobook if they drive or walk. The average American watches about five hours of TV* every day, and the average…

This!  Buying in bulk or glass/aluminum is infinitely better than recycling plastic wrap and bags.  Plastic can usually only be recycled (downcycled) once, if at all, so avoiding plastic altogether is really the best way to make a difference.

I would watch Law and Order: ICE-T where it’s just him solving cases alone while wearing cool sunglasses.

I have never cringe-laughed so hard during an audiobook than I did during that chapter in Born a Crime.

Maybe they’ll run into each other on 5th Avenue?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS.

I honestly thought that photo was Emmy Rossum in a wig.  

No one deserves ostrich-skin coats, besides ostriches. 

Unpopular opinion: butter on garlic bread is greasy and gross. Olive oil on garlic bread is savory and delicious.

How do I unsubscribe from Kinja Deals? It’s constantly showing up in my dashboard alongside the Kinja sites I actually subscribe to. I swear, I see this underwear ad for Aerie three times a week.

How do I unsubscribe from Kinja Deals? It’s constantly showing up in my dashboard alongside the Kinja sites I…

I love Litsy! I spend about the same amount of time on it as I do on Instagram. And the best part is that there are no ads.

Because he’s a fucking idiot who can’t keep track of all his lies.

Same — it’s one of the few rom coms I can stand to watch every few months with my grandma, who watches the same DVDs over and over again, interspersed with Hallmark movies. Leap Year is definitely in rotation with You’ve Got Mail/First Wives Club/Notting Hill/Runaway Bride/27 Dresses when I visit her.

My god.  Were they all photoshopped in individually?

Thanks for this comment. We should judge charities by the proof they show of their programs’ impact, not how many bills they have to pay to make that impact.

Insitute.