He was cautioned for trespassing — but not arrested — when he showed up at Monica’s house again on June 19.

where is that woman going in life???????????

I mean, it’s a bullshit excuse for why their revenue is down regardless, but I can kind of see that they were going for the “Easter is earlier this year, therefore the weather isn’t as sunny/warm for our peak attendance time, therefore poor sales mystery solved. #ThanksChrist.”

Easter’s date usually sets the timing for public schools’ spring breaks (which is when a shitton of people flock to places like SeaWorld).

Seriously. I kept waiting for Dr. Nerdlove to address the very unsubtle anger at women as a problem he needs to fix before he starts another relationship with a woman.

I agree completely. It’s really unfortunate that PETA is the most visible animal-rights organization. They champion some great causes (like the circus animals one), but overall their schtick is so horrible that they make all animal rights activists look crazy by association.

Jizzies?

Yes! This is one of my favorite books. I love it so much that I’ve very strongly considered naming a hypothetical child after one of the characters.

This sounds like such a great option, and a really fun wedding! My boyfriend and I are going to so many weddings this summer that we’ve naturally talked a lot about what we would/wouldn’t do at ours, and we have vastly different ideas on the ideal wedding.

Yeah, this is something to really consider. I know someone who had a food-truck catered wedding and apparently people were waiting in line so long that some people left the venue, got food in the nearby town, and then came back for cake.

Kind of OT, but how come there hasn’t been a review/article about Trainwreck since it actually hit theaters? It feels conspicuously absent, what with how hard Jez was heaping the praise on it before it premiered.

Is Hautelook worth it? It makes you sign up before you can even see the actual site, and I don’t want to give away my email before I see anything good...

My brother and sister-in-law went to a wedding where beta fish were in the centerpieces, and guests were encouraged to take them home after the party ended. They didn’t really want a beta fish, but they were worried what would happen if there were some left, so they took one anyway. I think it lived for at least a…

Yeah, I would never EVER say anything to anyone about how hurtful it was, but it’s definitely led to some awkwardness... I saw the couple at another family event a few weeks after the wedding, when everyone was still talking about their wedding. Someone asked me about some detail of the wedding in front of the groom,…

Right? If you can easily find out your friend Rachel’s new boyfriend’s name, or you’ve already met him, the only ACTUAL explanation for not addressing him properly is if you hate him and hope they break up before the wedding.

YES, THIS!

You were in the right for the plus one situation. Putting “plus one” or “and guest” on the invitation means the person invited can choose whomever she/he wants to bring, whether that’s a date or their mother or their friend. Significant others should always be invited by name, never as “and guest”.

This is exactly why you should never ask a friend or relative to serve in the role of what should be a paid professional. Sure, if they volunteer without any pressure from you, you can weigh the pros and cons (“Is getting my cousin Bob to do the photography for free worth the risk of having blurry wedding photos…

Ghost is currently haunting the kitchens, preventing rape.

Ugh, vegan cheese is an abomination, and you should never trust anyone who tells you otherwise.