Kara, kudos for providing a glimpse into Conan's future with those side-by-side pictures.

Ugh, this song is terrible. I kept waiting for it to get better the first time I heard it on the radio.

I forgot about the Dean Thomas thing! I vaguely recall that he originally had his own small storyline where he was trying to find out more about his ancestry, because his mom was a muggle and was left by his dad when Dean was a baby. So he had no idea if he was a muggle-born or if his father was a wizard.

Cats are way more dastardly, and that's why I love them better.

Starred for both the Umbridge hate and the Madeline Kahn love.

I think that encyclopedia is now Pottermore. But hopefully she will eventually publish it anyway.

I have a feeling most of these new stories are things JKR has had lying around for 15 years, and she finally feels like she wants to polish them up and publish them for fans (and, of course, get some publicity for them at the same time).

John Grisham? I mean, he did out himself as a massive asshole last week.

Yup. I'm in my mid-20s and the most my friends and I ever do for birthdays is go out for the night and buy the birthday girl/guy a drink at the bar. The concept of even hosting a birthday party in your own honor as an adult seems kind of off to me... Like, congrats on not having a heart attack in the last year,…

I second everything bloodsweatZOMBIE already said. Definitely save every single threatening message she's sent you (and any message where you requested she stop contacting you) in multiple places. Change the locks on your door if she ever had a key to your place.

That is a clusterfuck of tacky.

Giving cash is never tacky, but asking for cash specifically (and at the exclusion of everything else) is always tacky.

Totally on board with your first paragraph. Support your bookstores AND make it easy for people to return stuff — win-win.

"The fact that there even needs to be a Women in Hollywood event is a little bit sad. I mean, the men in Hollywood event is every day—it's called Hollywood. Fifty-one percent of the population should not have to have to schedule a special event to celebrate the fact that in an art that tells the story of what it means…

What about a War on Assclowns though?

Because Texan men aren't the demographic he's trying to convince to vote for him.

Seriously. It's especially infuriating to watch the pile-on about Ms. Vinson when Ebola isn't nearly as contagious as other viruses nurses deal with on a regular basis. Maybe we should just lock all our nurses up, just in case?

Prom.

I would pay to see an English teacher try to diagram that sentence.

Hm, I didn't know she donates to Planned Parenthood. This changes some things.