Actually, the language companies use about animal testing are often purposefully misleading. If a product's label says "This product not tested on animals" it usually means that the final product was not tested on animals, but its ingredients were.

I absolutely see your point, but it's important to note that high-profile men have also been heavily criticized for big game hunting. I mean, the King of Spain's recent abdication was in large part due to a scandal around an elephant hunting trip to Botswana. Granted, the outrage was mostly focused on the cost of…

I so wish we still did #COTD.

This exact thing happened to me when I was a bridesmaid in my brother's wedding. Initially my sister-in-law said she wanted everything low-key: bridesmaids could pick their own dresses, shoes, etc. She wanted the non-matchy look (thanks, Pinterest!) I was thrilled, since I figured I'd spend several months searching…

One of the biggest offenses was overuse of acronyms like LOL. The Daily Mail says this is because "they make the sender seem overly keen or too needy," but I would argue it just makes you look dumb.

What kind of unhygienic cat owners do you know?

I want to star this post a thousand times, especially the last paragraph.

Just FYI, but you are not eloping — you're having a small wedding. Once you tell people beforehand and/or invite anyone to the ceremony, it's no longer an elopement.

I don't think there are any editors on the Gawker Media staff, sadly.

I have no idea, so I'm going to assume it's a butt selfie.

But Blue North Apple Cake sounds so delicious...

Monarch Rules

I find it really interesting that the areas marks above her eyes were covered up in the image where she's posing with Tyra...

How about "intended"? As in, "This is my intended."

Hm, seems like the exact kind of thing Jezebel would be covering if they didn't share a parent company...

Depends on how you define self-supporting. They declared their house a church, so they don't pay any taxes on the money they get from exploiting their children.

When does this premiere? I need to mark my calendar.

Seriously, WTF? How has no one else commented on that?

I never knew anything about Garfield until I read Sarah Vowell's Assassination Vacation — turns out he was a pretty interesting dude. Plus the guy who assassinated him was batshit insane and fascinating to read about. It's a great book.

The Alcazar de Segovia is also said to have inspired Cinderella's Castle: