The other point that needs to be made about Dunst's comment is that she's been well-known in the industry since she was a child. Presumably, she has had people looking out for her career since then, so there was a much smaller chance a director/producer/etc would try to coerce her into anything. I'd imagine many of…

I'm sure they both needed that Bath afterward.

Yes, obviously. But I still think it's weird to associate any use of the word "truth" with their theories, even ironically. Not everyone gets internet double-speak.

I was going to go with "paranoid shut-ins" but that seemed too wordy. I like your proposal.

Can we please stop calling them "truthers"? It's not that bad for stories like this where the conspiracy is about shoes, but it's really messed up when they're called "truthers" in reference to more serious/terrible conspiracy theories like the ones around Sandy Hook.

I was referring to the fact that he crowed "wait until Jezebel finds out!" on the actual Jezebel article about the topic. But I do agree that he seems lost in more ways than one.

...are you lost?

They must have some sort of bat signal.

You know what else Sad Investor is doing wrong? Thinking of women as inanimate objects that break if they don't want to date you.

I use Nature's Gate shampoo and conditioner right now, and I really like it. Can't remember how much it costs, though (it was on sale at my health food store when I bought it).

Dove/Unilever products are tested on animals.

Yup. I stopped buying Dove products when I realized they tested on animals... I basically only buy Nature's Gate and Tom's of Maine for toiletries now.

Well, he's 100% guilty of intending to murder someone. His defense is arguing that he thought it was an intruder behind the closed bathroom door, which, if true (note: I think it's complete horseshit), means he was intending to murder an intruder before calling the police or even checking to see if his girlfriend was…

I can't imagine what it's like to watch an ex-boyfriend on trial for murdering his last girlfriend. It must be so horrifying.

How many times do we have to see the exact same punny comments on articles about this trial? Please work on obtaining a slightly original sense of humor.

Well those lyrics went from bad but predictable to absolutely horrifying...

Ehh, I expected to feel outraged by this when I read the headlines, but I'm just not. She's above the legal age of consent in both Scotland and the US, and his messages never became explicit or harassing (as far as I can tell). If she didn't feel uncomfortable by his advances, this is a non-issue.

I think you mean Five Old White Dudes and Their 600 Facebook Friends.

OH MY GOD.

YESSSS Camp reference! That was my absolute favorite movie in high school, and I was 110% in love with Vlad.