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That was my first thought as well — if humans are the biggest threat to sharks, why tell humans where sharks are?

Sorry, all I see in this GIF is the salmon-colored crotch thrusting.

POLL: Do you remember the wedding colors in the last wedding you attended?

It makes sense to have covers if the chairs are old/ugly, but I just cannot fathom the reason for the knot/fabric train on each chair.

Why do so many weddings use these ugly-ass straightjacket chairs? Do people actually pay extra for them?

Well I know what I'm getting for my mother for Christmas next year...

Ehh, I didn't get some of my gifts delivered on time for Christmas, and it certainly wasn't "ruined". Unless you ordered a puppy online or something, your gifts will be fine if they're delivered a day or two late.

Plus a compliment from a near-stranger at a bar on a woman's looks is pretty commonplace and transparent. She's heard it before. A compliment in her taste in movies/books or taking interest in her job/hobby/etc shows that the dude is actually listening, and not just, say, trying to gauge what will get him into her

if he wasn't a jerkface I'm sure he would have been like "Yeah. Go help your brother. I understand. Tuesday's rough for me but how about Wednesday."

Actually he has to write it twice, because the first one ended up in the lake.

I have also watched the deleted scenes and I am still sad they kept out the Bernard scene about the Queen farting.

HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS, YOU GUYS. It might be a small penis, but it wrote Harry Potter.

Yes to this!

People are free to support causes that they care about

There are all sorts of charities out there. This one happens to help rescue dogs. If you're interested in helping homeless people, I suggest you either volunteer at your local homeless shelter/soup kitchen or donate your money to a homeless organization you support.

This is such an amazing video. Thanks for sharing it.

Some woman's way of striking up a conversation about this cute little peanut was to ask my mom, "Where did you get her?"

I don't know of any organizations specific to Michigan that will fight this, but in general both Planned Parenthood Federation and the Guttmacher Institute are great at promoting abortion and reproductive rights.

This is so incredibly disgusting that I can't even muster up the energy to find a ragey GIF.