He looks like he's wearing a melted Halloween mask.

I can't see a captive tiger cup being used as a prop as cute... A lot of big cats bought as pets are treated well when they're small and then killed/mistreated when they get too big to be manageable.

Is that the Pillsbury Doughboy popping out of that last zit??

It shouldn't be, but the Roma are so horribly treated and discriminated against that many people don't need proof before they decide their guilt.

Ugh, this is depressingly true.

Agreed. Perpetuating the idea that these things happen only in the South is a really harmful attitude. Lately it seems like most states, no matter where they are in the country, are in a race to the bottom for women's reproductive rights.

Good point! This woman either has never been to a proper party before, or she's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for these reasons...

Yup, I read it. But saying "Thanks, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and South Dakota!" doesn't sound quite as snappy, you know?

The only hat that I would honestly call "girly" is a bonnet.

No way! Next you'll tell me my Sketchers Shape-Ups don't actually give me the ass of a Kardashian!

Google "Alec Baldwin voicemail" or "Alec Baldwin airplane," for starters.

a woman who was 14-weeks pregnant confessed to her doctor that in the previous year, she'd battled— and recently kicked— an addition to pills. But her doctor didn't believe her, so he told authorities.

I'd think it was an innocent "Where Are They Now" post except for the line "has apparently accomplished much since that seminal role." That's just rude.

Well, 4% custody means she had the kid for 14.6 days out of the year. Or roughly 1.2 days per month. Which begs the question of what they were doing in that 1.2 days to spend $8,000?

And worst of all ... the Bar Mitzvahs. Sarah says, "Last year there were multiple Bar Mitzvahs and Bat Mitzvahs all with custom invitations, a dress code and huge private receptions afterward."

Please, please tell me where I can purchase this!

Saving a few dollars will never prompt me to shop at Walmart. Their low prices are provided by their terrible business practices in general.

Yup, just saw another thread of several comments about this disappear.

This is actually a brilliant PR moment for Ferragamo's if they can take it and run...