Remember: this is a review of a show that also involves Newt Gingrich.

This is such a sad story.

FYI: "Child Offenders" in the headline means "Children convicted of sex crimes" not "Offenders of sex crimes against children."

Do they have a way to sort the registry? Like, specific categories for violent crimes, crimes against children, garden-variety public urination, etc. Because that would be pretty useful.

If we're talking about unwanted childhood hugging, I was, like, the Charles Manson of too much hugging.

A.V., now 28, was 13 when a classmate at his elementary school "accused him of 'always trying to hug her.' He was adjudged delinquent for criminal attempt to commit third degree sex assault," according to the complaint. He was sentenced to juvenile hall, served his time, was paroled and discharged from parole.

"Degrees with the worst employment opportunities" seem to be out of order...

I finally felt like a true grown up when I made a habit out of making my bed.

Am I supposed to know who Cara Delevigne is?

Yes, but how do you get rid of scam faxes? They waste way too much of my office's ink and paper, and there's no way to know until the fax comes out that it's a scam.

The best* thing about this is that some marketing firm probably got paid millions and millions of dollars to come up with this "rebrand."

I mean, if all caps and slightly-different-sized O's don't make you think of whimsical things like fairies and frolicking in the fields of a sunlit internet, I don't know what would.

Can you guys get rid of the awful "related" sections interrupting your articles? It makes them very frustrating to read. Just put those links at the bottom already. Or on the sidebar.

Sorry, all I can see is those horrible red leather shorts.

Yup, I'm spending over $250 on a floor-length gown for my brother's wedding. I'm also spending at least $250 on gifts (engagement, shower, and wedding gifts), about $80 on shoes I'll never wear again, several hundred on the hotel stay for their destination, and probably about $500 in travel costs as well.

The wedding industry consultant person thinks it's OK to goat the person who didn't give you a gift into admitting it:

Wait, these dresses are supposed to be beautiful? They look like crustaceans made out of dryer lint.

Yeah, I don't see a single thing wrong with her statement. Unfortunately, our society tells women that they must be beautiful but at the same time never admit that they for a second believe they are pretty. Because if you ever say out loud that you're happy with your looks, someone will be there in an instant to…

I feel you on the cat-drinking-your-water thing. I switched to using stemless wine glasses and now I just have a nice laugh every time my cat tries to force his face in the smaller glass and just ends up licking air.

I agree — people should always be polite to others, regardless of gender. But that's good manners, not chivalry. Chivalry is a specifically gendered concept.