i’ll eat it like it’s one block. dgaf. i chomp on my string cheese too. thug life.

No, men are typically not told that. It is something that is said to women out of pure sexism since they are supposed to be “ladies.” Men are encouraged to be aggressive to reach their goals while women are insulted or punished for being equally aggressive.

Shade.

She’s speaks like so many other Massachusetts women I know who want to sound chill and street smart, but know they grew up in the beautiful part of town.

I was waiting for a truly descriptive explantion which failed to materialize so I watched it.

She has a southern accent, but also she talks really fast and stumbles over her own words. Lots of “I’mma” (instead of “I’m going to”), an “ain’t” here or there. It was weird. I didn't like it.

I hate partying but I agree with you—young men aren’t all that good in bed. Not fun.

I have done the dirty work! Until she started punching her fist into her other hand for emphasis, and then I turned it off. The actual pitch is not annoying, it’s her weird, choppy and ‘tough/cool’ delivery and choice of words. Not unlike when she is singing, I just wanted it to stop and leave.

I don’t think it was one specific style. Like there was some southern accent and I feel like some valley girl mixed in all while trying to have just a standard(?) American accent. I don’t know.

Then she started talking about where her brother had to place his hands when they played football(american) and it got…

I listened for exactly 32 seconds. She talks like a New Jersey person on speed. (I may not be right it was just my first gut reaction and remember only for 32 seconds I couldn’t take it)

I watched it and I have no idea what Bobby is on about. It seems pretty ordinary to me.

I’m telling you, I’ve got the best of both worlds!”

lol i know like i would really like to have a day to spend being a shithead with some hot pals on a jet ski rn

give me the fucking DeathStar dress and no one gets hurt

yes want now

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

I know nothing about these people and always have a 3 second reset when I have to tell myself it’s not David Foster Wallace gossip...

I hate when I get here before the other commenters...