Trump’s response:

It’s first descriptor is chocolate (not dark chocolate vegan whatever) so um yeah it’s gonna have some fucking milk.

Aw, I love Bernie, and birds, and living in Portland! No shame here. Just glad our birds showed Bernie how much we support him.

idk.....i think she does need it lol. why else would she do it?

When I was 10 I took the city bus home from the shopping center on a bright, sunny day in late August. As usual the bus was super crowded so I wasn’t sitting which was fine with me because I like to stand. Suddenly, I faintly smelled these wonderful scents : a perfume and aftershave as a couple passed behind me. The…

As an oncologist, this family’s decision to go public with Joey’s experiences with hospice has been incredibly helpful. Half of adults in the US die within 2 weeks of being transitioned to hospice, which means that those people and their families mostly likely didn’t get any good time at the end. Joey went on hospice…

Maybe I am naive, but I really didnt expect to see so much bullshit cynicism in these replies. This man just lost his wife, this child her mama, and this lovely woman her life. Have some fucking empathy and maybe don’t try to monday night quarterback the way people choose to deal with the terminal illness of their…

Yeah — this recent arrest was from doing house calls for an 86-year-old (!) who found him online, and stealing her checks, using them to pay $34,504 toward his car and credit cards. He’s an asshole.

nty to grease live! gifs

Talc can be contaminated with asbestos. The article about the case does not indicate whether any evidence that contaminated talc was used by Johnson & Johnson was admitted in this case. However, talc and tremolite asbestos can occur in the same deposits. Tremolite is a very carcinogenic form of asbestos because the…

More likely than not.

Kind of insane to have to be that vigilant as a consumer. IS MY SUNSCREEN KILLING MEEEEE?

Nothing like a mug of ice cream.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

s/o to the RNC for at least having a more roundabout way of doing it

This is delightful, and since Google autocompletes differently on different days and in different regions, I tried making my own. Apparently I’m a rather creepy girl named Earl who’s really into dancing? I’m pretty okay with the job where I get drunk and then make laws, though. That sounds fun.

At least Hillary married a guy who made it to president, and helped her career. Huma bet the farm on a loser whose political career is pretty much dead. She doesn’t need him to get ahead anymore, he’s a dead weight at this point and the most baffling to me is that she’s still married to him.

I love Hillary but I think Huma is an opportunist. She’s also unscrupulous, as the State Dept. thing demonstrates.

I recall Weiner’s arrogance when a woman asked him a question at a rally. It was something like this: “I have been a teacher in one of the school districts in your political district for 20 years. If I’d done less that you’ve done in terms of sexual misconduct, I’d have been fired with no recourse. Why should we…

Weiner, meanwhile, is comfortable enough these days to make veiled jokes about his scandal(s)