Brad Pitt is like a golden retriever. Cute, loving, and tends to run into closed glass doors. He’s never struck me as very bright.

He seems like a decent enough person but doesn’t really come across as the sharpest tool in the shed. I think many celebrities haven’t accumulated enough education to understand the implications of using certain terms - but it doesn’t stop them from throwing these words around anyway.

I got a beautiful real Christmas tree and icicle-style lights for my tiny apartment and am almost finished decorating! It’s so cozy in here it’s hard to be sad.

Whenever I feel really shtty, I binge watch Vet Ranch videos on youtube. A bunch of veterinarians rescue reallysl sick or injured dogs and fix them up and find them homes.

My kitty cuddled with me all night. He’s generally affectionate but he’s had a little kitty cold (which is sad for him, but kitty sneezes are so goddamn cute). And then this morning he came and slept on my chest and purred and gave me little kisses and it was cute.

It’s dopey but went to Home Depot and bought a space heater that looks like a wood stove and has little faux flames. It is so cheesy, but I love it.

Jezzies,

It’s almost like a violent male-centric wish-fulfilment industry that is designed for jerking off to is inherently expolitative, despite people’s best intentions and tumblr blogs!

And today the U.S. Senate, in a virtual party-line vote, reaffirmed the tradition of being bought and paid for by the NRA:

Sorry, I should have made it clearer. I think the excuses given here as to why material featuring this known rapist is on the site are bullshit. I don’t understand how anything - ANYTHING - could be more important than not using your site to show your rapist engaged in sexual acts.

The justifications for keeping the material on the site.

100% the appeal of a couch. Yes, putting your feet on tables etc is rude. Putting your shoes on anything is rude. But bare feet? Sure, maybe not in someone elses pristine living room when you’re being served high tea, but certainly you can put your own damn feet on your own damn sofa in your own damn house. #murica

wait...you don’t put your feet up on your couch? i mean...that’s like half the appeal of a couch...you know, to get comfy and kick your feet up...

If a morsel is eaten and there’s no app to track it on, do the calories really count?

I just felt like we needed a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS in this dress. ALSO HER BAG IS A CANDY. She looks like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century went to a fancy party and I love it.

“Women have long hair bc men expect them to due to gender norms”

I actually meant tuma’

Really? The poor girl had to have surgwry over this. Let’s kick her while she’s down by casting aspersions on her hygiene too.

I used to use those hair ties, now i just braid my back hair instead.

It may have been a guided art project. I did self portraits with my class of 5 year older where I’d have 4 of them at a table with mirrors. I’d ask them to start by drawing the shape of their head. Then to look in the mirror and draw one thing at a time while saying stuff like “what shape are your eyes?” “What about…