Let’s just say you’re right, even though you’re not, the point is that Starfire got popular under DIFFERENT TERMS. And now they’re going all worksafe Rule 34 on her for no reason but to appeal to perverts. I’m sorry but yes, perverts.

Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

This GIF shall live forever!

As for why they were both so devastated, Travis tells me it’s because they specifically talked about not interfering with a fair ball before the game. “A security guy came up to us before the game started and told us that we’d be kicked out if we touched a fair ball,” Travis said.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

White Guy Says Thing About Black Hair.

Or, for Kinsler, it was like “Chinese Food and Movie Day”.

And the word “bunt” would henceforth be replaced by the phrase “tapping that white ash.”

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

You must be trolling.

Ok. Even if you think that a player that didn’t touch the ball was offside, can you please point to the player that you see as offside. This fascinates me.

All you had to say was Geto Boys and UGK and that argument was dusted. But props to you for that excellent take down.

Beyonce, The Moving Sidewalks, ZZ Top, Jandek, Indian Jewelry, New York City Queens, Bun B, z-Ro, Geto Boys, The Babies (pre-Arcade Fire Butler band), I can type this till my fingers bleed.

As someone debating between moving to Austin or Houston, what’s so bad about the people in Austin? Someone else said it’s fully of uppity white people, but as someone raising in CA and living in Portland, that’s kind of who I’m used to.

As a nearly 20-year resident of Dallas, I always say Dallas is a perfectly fine place to live, but there’s absolutely no reason to visit except for whatever pressing business or sporting concern you might have. As to the other big Texas cities:

Oakland garnered all of the hipster/trying to be trendy vote. SO COUNTER CULTURE OF THEM. And I like Oakland. Probably got some ‘za at Lanesplitters or something one time but actually stayed in the Oakland Hills or Emeryville. I enjoyed the time I visited Wichita Falls but I’m not voting it Top 10.

New York City is the CrossFit of cities.

No, Denver is terrible. Don’t come here. It sucks.

If only there were some way to update her character... some sort of new development in comics, refreshing and tweaking characters and storylines, maybe even reaching out to (or acknowledging) demographics that have been largely ignored... shrug. What can you do? That's the way she was written in the Bible.