Alicia finally divorces Peter and marries Eli Gold to become the new Madame Secretary!

10K since he said it twice.

Yeah, the way he looked at Alicia as the ADA revealed his past transgressions to her was kind of pathetic to me, along with his "Why do you think you got me so cheap?" line later.

Basset didn't show up really until the last 20 minutes, but was worth it. I wonder if one of the problems of the show is that its 75-90 minutes long and it seems like a drag to get through it all.

I'm hoping we'll get more backstory on Cheyenne Jackson's character, because he's too much of a blank slate to really care if the Countess or Tristan sleeps with him/marries him. And I guess the Countess will kill off Lachlan to get the money/hotel too? What does he do during the day at the hotel while his dad tries…

I'm really bothered by the show's treatment of Claire in her career. She's hardly ever had any success (the run for office season was funny at least), but this seemed to be a new low. I doubt the show would try it, but I'd love for the show to kill off Jay, have Claire run the company with uncomfortable interactions…

I had mint chip cake for my birthday.

It felt comparable to their live episodes actually.

As often as Trump (and Carson) gets ripped apart by Jost and Che each week in Update, I'll be genuinely shocked if he doesn't threaten to quit during the show. I'll probably watch just for the shit show it'll be, mostly hoping Trump will be used as briefly as possible.

She's so rarely used, I think I can count on one hand how many "major" storylines she's received over the years. A Streetcar Named Marge and the one where she had to swim in an ocean to save Homer are the two that I can remember where she had a B story (no the Who Shot Burns episode doesn't count).

How weird. I thought this was one of the best episodes in quite a while. Yes, it's not as good as the early stuff, but I appreciated the serious storyline of Patty and Selma's health problems with smoking while Maggie's adventures were of the zany, 180 degree variety. If an episode has me guffawing and interested…

When Cheyenne first appeared, I thought Bomer was playing twins or we were getting a back story (that came later).

I gave up somewhere in season 3, but came back for this interesting return. It felt like the first season to me with mostly good starts and interesting characters, along with clunky crap that will probably drag the show down like before. I thought for sure Shekoni called herself a C**t during that monologue with…

I don't watch the show, but I came here hoping for an explanation as to why most of my friends on Facebook are all, "That last scene! I can't believe it! OMG!" But with Chris Rock eating people prior to whatever the hell happened in the last scene, this show sounds as crazy bad as Scream Queens was last night.

Murphy has said that one main cast member will die in each episode. Since there are 15 episodes and last night was a double episode, I'm guessing the finale will be two hours and they'll kill off all but two or three characters to transition to the next season…if it makes it to season two. I really get the vibe that…

I remember being surprised when Terry Crews accepted the gig since I figured he'd be too busy to do the show with Brooklyn Nine Nine, etc. Now I find out he's out after a year. However, I hate to say it but he sounded pretty dumb when reading off the questions sometimes. Please don't kill me Terry Crews!

I was perplexed that Earned It was such a hit in the spring/summer since it sounds like a love song sung while a sleepy man is constipated on the toilet. "You er-er-er-earned it…shit."

I saw it today and thought it was pretty bad for the most part (although Meryl was Meryl and Rick Springfield was great). There was a good movie in there somewhere, but it got lost in weird choices.

Your Alan Carr story was far more entertaining than Guttenberg's interview (at no fault to the interviewer I think, fyi), but I have to ask: Did you tell him that he scared the shit out of you when he asked that last question?

I admit to loving the Ginj initially, but Untucked really swayed by thoughts on her along with self-deprecating comments that she couldn't dance or sew when she seemingly could based on background info. When she and Katya were outside on the cigarette breaks, they were often charming together, but Ginj's bitchy…