if he tries to break up with you, quit the game, reopen it, and take him on a date. That's how I avoid getting divorced all the time.

I do that too! I've been ditching my BF for like a week. I don't have time to coddle his ego. I have photoshoots in Punta Mita to do!

Those are what you call thunder thighs.

um im rly into his thighs in that first gif

Hi MarcusTruth,

While that may be enough internet for you today, my time is juuuuuuust starting.

That knee thing may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in a tabloid and that is a really, REALLY high bar. Or low, as it were.

Chris O'Dowd hugged me once. Because he was in Cardiff and his cell battery was down, and I was on the bus, next to him. And let him use my phone. He used it for like...10 minutes, and I found myself 2 miles past my destination...but it was Roy from IT Crowd so I was totally okay with it. Anyway he hugged me.

As a longtime Days of Our Lives fan, I admit that I am intrigued and I have never seen any shows in this franchise. If Eileen can bring half the crazy fun in "real" life that she brings to her role as Kristen, I might tune in.

Days of Our Lives had a gay wedding this week.

It's sort of a play on the actual words. You know "you need a man to be a man" as in, in order to be a man you have to have, in the biblical sense, another man.

Given that, quite literally, many millions of people have seen most of these movies, it might be more apt to ask what self-respecting adult doesn't?

YES YES YES YES YES. Tiffany Pollard is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love her unreservedly and with utter sincerity. She is fucking fabulous.

Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) is the best thing to come out of Flavor of Love. At least once a day, I think something New York said and hear it in my mind IN HER VOICE. She is hilarious and a star and I wish she were in more things.