Oooooh, how dishy! Thanks for the head's up.

Hmmm, the hooker part was maybe a little gross, but from what you've described about Lane's "nasty" language, care to give us more details?

Give me Dr. Pepper over Mr. Pibb any day. In fact, give me cherry Dr. Pepper from Firehouse Subs (something about that syrup is the best).

I'm just going to leave this here for the time being, thank you Rugby hunk gods.

Do you ever read the recaps of episodes and the commenters who often go back and forth between, "True Blood is better than ever" to "True Blood sucks so much now"? What would you say to those that complain about the show, especially those that express shock that people still watch the show when it's clearly still…

I fell asleep while the Today Show was on this morning and dreamed of Honey Boo Boo and her family, then evil clowns appeared in the dream and my day has been off ever since.

Since the first season's co-winners on The Glee Project were completely boring once on the show, while one of the two co-runner ups seems to be joining the cast this upcoming season; so maybe it'll be similar with this season's winner and runner ups?

yes and yes

It's actually a horror story for children as parents will tell their unruly, evil children that if they don't do their fucking homework or shut up in the backseat of the car, they will bury a box full of wishes for an ideal child and the new child will be loved by all with the forgotten children left to roam in the…

Is this where we start the fanfic for Gawker/Jezebel writers? Because I'm not sure I want to know why Hamilton really loves those Super Squats so much.

Yes, I meant to include "the same way" since I do love Hardee's biscuits.

Next poll results: Most Americans really want Americans to win the gold at the Olympics, will settle for a silver or bronze if drunk enough.

I will never look at a Hardee's biscuit again.

As was German silver medal winner Fabian Hambuechen

They were hauling Sweetie into a cop car before Sam gave Andy the lame "you're not the worst sheriff in town" compliment.

It doesn't look there are many good babysitter options in that wolf pack, but what bothered me most was why didn't the baby wolf just turn back into a child? And aren't we all waiting for her to turn into some other animal to really be a shape shifter?

Maybe if it was erect, it would have deserved more attention, yet I doubt that would have happened to me with a whole bunch of vampires about to drain me dead. It was a bit small too, but I imagine the room was cold and he was about to get eaten, so again - no erection.

The black female cop on Teen Wolf died last week, so I'm worried Kenya might die soon as well.

your brilliant

I know I'll have to watch the individual apparatus competitions on nbc's website, just to enjoy all of the routines since the primetime coverage will skip over most of the interesting stuff (unless an American bombs or wins).